And so the whole crazy shebang shimmies onto the pitch but we’re still waiting for the samba soccer.
Instead we got stiletto finishing from a side who look nothing like Big Phil’s rough and tough team who won in 2002 with a mixture of great defence and great strikers. This Brazil side looks callow by comparison.
And if that’s the favourites for the trophy then the World Cup is wide open. Even Australia might start to fancy their chances.











