Football on the moon – Shakhtar Donetsk 1 Obolon Kyiv 0

It seemed like this was played on the moon, at any rate.

Obviously it wasn’t, just in case you were wondering. And there were no Clangers at this game. Honest. I went looking.

Ukraine Premier League (UPL) has been played behind closed doors since Russia’s invasion in February last year.

For Shakhtar, effectively evicted from Donetsk in 2014, it’s been life on the road ever since.

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All you need is Lviv

Wednesday 8pm: It’s as if there is no war – Lviv is celebrating itself.

Crowds throng the half-mile long piazza in front of the city’s opera house under the watchful eye of national poet Taras Shevchenko, looking down benignly from his plinth, and probably delighted by the spectacle.

Children scamper through the ornamental fountain; old men play backgammon with an intensity you can almost smell; babushki gossip, flashing their immaculate dentistry; Roma children as young as four try to sell you flowers.

A couple snog on one bench – unusual to see that in Ukraine – a sozzled alcoholic straddles the next one. He looks like he’s making love to it.

A girl sporting a T-shirt with the slogan Killer Tits (not in Cyrillic) scoffs candy floss with her boyfriend; teenage schoolgirls watch the musicians raptly, clinging together and grooming each other’s long tresses.

And then there’s what can only be described as the best street musicians in the world providing defiance/joy/inspiration.

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Gherkins and the Golden Boot – Ukraine 1 Wales 0

She nailed it. My pal Anya, 33, from Kyiv, first game ever, said after 85 minutes: “You guys need to practise scoring.”

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Chew, what a scorcher – Ukraine 1 Wales 1 (2001)


In  the middle of Kyiv, 50 yards away from the Khreshatyk tube station is a restaurant/pub whose name escapes me.

On the menu are listed the usual starters, main courses, desserts, wines and half a page devoted to . . . chewing gums.

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