Proof once again that a British cup game tops the lot.
Guts, more mud than the Somme, comedy goals, kamikaze tackles, a no-nonsense ref who looked like he fancied a fight, dreadful misses galore, it could have finished 7-7.

In the middle of Kyiv, 50 yards away from the Khreshatyk tube station is a restaurant/pub whose name escapes me.
On the menu are listed the usual starters, main courses, desserts, wines and half a page devoted to . . . chewing gums.
Continue reading Chew, what a scorcher – Ukraine 1 Wales 1 (2001)
Port Talbot: the dramatic soul of Wales and producer of Michael Sheen, Richard Burton and Anthony Hopkins.
And today, unwanted football drama as visiting director of football Andy Preece threatened to take his team off the pitch after he was called a black bastard.
Continue reading Let there be light – Port Talbot 2 Airbus Broughton 2
The Boleyn – heading, like the woman it’s named after, for the chop.
Continue reading Till death us do part – West Ham 1 Wolves 0
First game for European football’s bad boys of the moment since they’ve had their backsides whipped.
Continue reading The banned played on – Dynamo Kyiv 2 Chornomorets Odesa 1
Finally someone has built a shopping centre that is socially useful.
Trouble is, it’s in Belgrade.
Continue reading The carpet in the clouds – Vozdovac 1 Novi Pazar 0
The thrill of the new has re-energised this most peculiarly talented relic of the punk era.