And having seen more than 170 games, I feel like I’m 350, you know.
Perhaps a refund is in order?
In that time we’ve come a long way – from Bobby Gould basket case to an FAW marketing department peddling a range of ridiculous stuff you don’t need – an entire online shop dedicated to darts stuff.
Crumbs! Maybe we’re still a pub team now we’re suddenly channelling Sid Waddell as a sideline. Didn’t those days evaporate 25 years or so ago?
Other delights include a garden gnome who doesn’t resemble Hal Robson-Kanu (missed a trick there) – yours for £25. You pay £24 for the female version. Flippin’ heck!
Miles from Nowhere 